One relationship goal I have, in a potential relationship with a woman, is the mutual exploration of the exotic perspective of our gender's antithesis.

Being a woman may seem mundane and normal to you, but it's exotic to me. Being a man seems mundane and normal to me, but it's exotic to you.

Things are always more interesting on the other side of the fence.

I am upset with you.

You are thinking about me in unseemly ways.

I never said you could do that.

Quit undressing me with your eyes.

Dammit.

Wind Walker: "You always get this way when I take off my socks."

Deviance!

Wind Walker: "Nothing interesting to see here."

I'm not even looking.

Wind Walker: "Your eyes are everywhere. Its creepy."

I don't need you calling me creepy.

Wind Walker: "As if you don't love that you deviant."

You are the deviant that removed your clothing.

Wind Walker: "I'm not your girlfriend you know. That would be weird."

Ontologically speaking, yes.

Wind Walker: "No need to be insulting about it."

Sorry. Please put your socks back on.

Wind Walker: "No."